.:Don't Tell Kiku:. {Japan x Drunk!Reader}

Warnings: Fuff(?) and kind of short

{Kiku's P.O.V}

    I sigh as I get out of my car. All I have to do is get (First Name), and get out of there. It won't be easy though. (First Name) isn't the one to get drunk, but if she did, she said all sorts of weird things. Sometimes, I don't know that girl...

"100 bottles of beer on the wall, one bottles of beer. Take on down, pass it around, 99 bottles of beer on the wall!" I hear (First Name) along with Ludwig and Gilbert sing.

    I open the doors to the bar to see (First Name) standing on a table, with a bottle of beer in her right hand, singing louder than the other people.How can someone as beautiful as (First Name) be so... odd when drunk?

"Yao!~" She yelled, running up to me. "How are *hic* you?" She asked. Really? She thought I was Yao? I mentally facepalm and sweat drop. I guess I'll have to do the accent.

"I'm werr (First Name)-san, aru." I say, trying not to smile. It was kinda funny. "Ready to go?" I asked.

"Hell *hic* no!" She scream, continuing to sing '100 Bottles Of Beer'.

"Great, aru..." I sigh. "Come on (First Name), do you want some anime boys?" I asked.

"Anime *hic* guys?!" (First Name) screamed, running over to me.

"Yes. I know where some of the good rooking guys are, You have to come with me though, aru." I replied, with a touch of worry. Yao is more into panda bears, but at least (First Name) likes anime better.

"Deal!" She slurred.

    I started to walk away, turning around after a foot. After I see my intoxicated best friend, and crush, walk right behind me. Her (Eye Color) eyes are still has beautiful when drunk. Her (Hair Color) hair was a little messy but still quite attractive.

"Yao, why *hic* doesn't Kiku *hic* love me?" She asked, bursting into tears, "I love him *hic with all my *hic* heart, and I *hic* know he doesn't *hic* love me!" She cried. "I really *hic* wanna hug Kiku, but *hic* he'll just push me off ! How *hic* can I make him love *hic* me?" (First Name) adds.

"Werr, just be yourself, aru! Sometimes hugs wourdn't hurt..." I replied, hoping she would hug me. I may have my personal space, but I do want to feel the warmth of my best friend. Sadly, she didn't.

"Really?" (First Name) slurred.

"Rearry." I smile softly.

"T-Thanks Yao... D-Don't *hic* tell Kiku!" She stutters before passing out.

Great... Now I'll need to carry her.

{Your P.O.V}

    I woke up on my couch feeling sharp pain in my head. Dammit! Why does my head hurt so much? It feels like by brain is trying to climb out of my skull!

"(First Name)-chan." I heard Kiku quietly call.

"Yes, Kiku-kun?" I asked. I look up to see Kiku with some pain killers and water.

"Here you go." She says, handing me the two things.

"Thank you." I smile. "Kiku, what happened when I was drunk?" I ask, a hint of worry in my tone.

"Werr, you thought I was Yao, so I had to do the aru thing at the end to make my act more like Yao. When I was warking you to the car,
you told me that you roved me and said I courdn't terr myserf. It was pretty amusing." Kiku explains.

"Oh god Kiku... I'm so sorry. I understand you don't have the same feelings for me, so forget about what I said." I blushed, taking the pain killers.

"What if I don't wanna forget what you said?" Kiku asked.

"Then don't." I snap. "Do whatever you feel like!" I screamed.

"But... (First Name)-chan... I rove you too..." Kiku says, looking hurt.

"No... you don't." I growl, looking away.

"Wirr this prove it?" Kiku asked, hugging me tightly.

"K-Kiku!" I say. "S-Stop acting weird!" I stutter.

"Fine... This wirr." Kiku mumbles, placing his lips on mine.

    I quickly drop the cup, and wrap my arms around Kiku's neck. Nervously, Kiku wraps his arms around my waist, pulling me closer to him. I blushed as we pulled away after a few seconds.

"Does it now, my rittre cherry brossom?" Kiku asked, stroking my cheek.

"Yeah." I smile.